Score: 10

"definite 10"

submission: :: Mexico Es Muy Bien ::

date: September 20, 2008

People are complaining about Mexicans stealing jobs, but they don't consider these points:
1) They're stealing the jobs that 99% of Americans DON'T want to do and
2) How shitty is your job, the American, that it is stolen by someone who just jumped across the border with nothing but a dream?

Score: 8

"Great way to pass time"

submission: Coffee Shop

date: September 8, 2008

I think it's kinda gay that milk spoils everyday and that the time limit is only 14 days. How about a sandbox mode in the next one.

It's kinda funny if you tweak the recipe to just use one ingredient and max it out, everyone will throw up and your rep will plummet LOL.

But to start out by pricing, when it's warm, I charge maybe $1-$2 and around $5 when it's cold.

Score: 8

"ghey"

submission: A Tribute To Pico

date: August 30, 2008

but i liked it!

Score: 9

"evil, crude, and tasteless"

submission: Kitten Cannon!

date: August 30, 2008

my kind of game!!

but it's a bitch when you're 100+ feet in the air and you land into the plant or on the spikes. but that's just part of the game, so I can't fault you for that. this is the best way to kill time (and by "time" i also mean kittens). it's rare that i hit a balloon explosive, i like those. i wish there were more.

highest score: 1,582
(but im usually lucky to get over 600)

Score: 9

"i can't stop playing it"

submission: Seven Deadly Sins

date: August 9, 2008

Here's a breakdown of the scoreI gave you.

1 - plot/concept. very well done (+2)

2 - graphics. they were nice and i love the charming design of your characters (+2)

3 - audio. i appreciate you taking time to use real voices. i really wanted to know who the song in the gym was by so i have to dock you for not listing music credits (+1)

4 - gameplay. not new, but is still a refreshing change from other adventure games. i really liked the work part (+2) and thanks for adding skip buttons

5 - misc. the sin of gluttony does not always deal with food. its just the sin of collecting/enjoying too much of the already unnecessary. but in this case, i'll make an exception since nobody could figure it out otherwise. and both endings were funny (+2)

But seriously, this is one of my favorite games. I would like to see more of these!

Score: 1

"you would've got a zero"

submission: Popular!

date: August 9, 2008

GAY

but i actually felt sorry for the main character so you get a star for that.

Score: 7

"advertising annoying"

submission: Pamela - Sexigames

date: July 19, 2008

i finally won! i guess the strategy is to:

1) Talk until she takes off her top. Beautiful things get her off more. 4-5 times, because eventually it'll turn her off.

2) Touch her until you reach the condom notch (then put it on)
~ she should be at a moderately higher level than you by the time this happens

3) Continue touching until she's ready to fuck

4) Don't miss a single button, unless it's "talk" (after you miss the first one, they will start flashing faster, making them more difficult to follow)
~ this is important because even when no buttons are being pressed, the dude's meter will still increase, and the girl's will slowly decrease!
~ if you have to talk, say DIRTY things
~ The girl's meter will increase in smaller increments as she reaches her peak, while the guy's will increase in larger increments as he reaches his peak (hence the importance of successful foreplay).
~ If both meters are at the exact same level during any point of the penetration stage, chances are, you will not win.

PS: Swapping positions is not necessary to win, keep your mouse pointer stationed around the touch button during penetration to make following the buttons easier, and don't even attempt to win this with one of those shitty touch-mouse things. It will not happen.

Score: 9

"Better than the first"

submission: Naruto - theatre 2

date: July 18, 2008

The "perfect" part was so adorable! I love Sweet Escape by Stefani, but I think a little more could've been done with that part. The tiny mouths on the characters took some getting used to, but it's part of your style and I won't dock you for that (the synching is well done). But my favorite part was with Gaara and the ice cream.

Score: 8

"nice but.."

submission: Naruto Gets Laid!

date: July 17, 2008

While your art didn't stay consistent, I do admire your skills (which is a lot more than I can say for other entries in this category). Your drawings are pleasing to look at. Everyone keeps complaining that the scenes were so "drawn out" but that's usually how porn is! As far as the story, it could've been a little more intimate, like Naruto being more passionate instead of that "I'm-so-going-to-be-in-your-pants" attitude, after all, he did take Hina's virginity. I wish I could've seen more of Naru's fuck faces. But I liked that Hina showed such expression. I also liked how Naruto could go all night long!!

The way the subtitles were formatted and animated were interesting to me, so I liked that. And there were screens that Hinata's face were drawn beautifully. And the soundtrack was amazing as well! The techno was modern, epic, yet sexy and progressive. I love your movies, they're really sexy (and not just because of the sex)! I would love to see one with Gaara! Have a chick take HIS virginity! I'm sure it would be interesting assuming nobody's ever been able to get THAT close to him (y'know, with the sand and all). Keep it up!

Score: 10

"havent played brawl yet though"

submission: Brawl Taunts

date: May 18, 2008

the adult link part was pretty funny "NYAH!!" and "oh how bout i steal ur coins so you cant buy anymore drugs then?" Sonic's face after that was PRICELESS!! did the "fireball" reference have anything to do with psyguy by chance?